I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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