I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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