Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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