Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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