Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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