Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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