R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
He felt like a one man threesome
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
its liver damage thursday
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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