She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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