I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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