So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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