I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
