I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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