Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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