that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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