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you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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