ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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