I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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