That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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