Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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