then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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