Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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