he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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