I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Quick, to the slutcave!
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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