My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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