I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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