Swine flu. Run for my life!
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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