I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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