its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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