let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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