She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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