soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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