i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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