I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize