it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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