This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
