Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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