i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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