I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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