I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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