yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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