You're so nebulous sometimes
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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