So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Randomize
