Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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