singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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