That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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