I don't usually arrange sex via text message
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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