last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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