at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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