Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
im having a threesome with these popsicles
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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