i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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