Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Michael Bay diarrhea
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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