worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
