oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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