we're blogging at a bar
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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