is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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