Are we in a gay sports bar?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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